knifefarty: iwonthellamaatthefayre: wibblywobblyuniverse: knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops...
waking up: haha fuck
mistressfeferi: hopelessbaka: at least gravity is attracted to me
grargll: light rain (◡‿◡✿) heavy rain (◕‿◕✿) thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
square-enix: how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me
buttduchess: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
deadlysick: From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi: people who do math homework in pen are fearless
everyone: you cant eat all of that
me: watch me