May 2013
knifefarty:
iwonthellamaatthefayre:
wibblywobblyuniverse:
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops...
waking up: haha fuck
mistressfeferi:
hopelessbaka:
at least gravity is attracted to me
grargll:
light rain (◡‿◡✿)
heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)
thundershowers (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
square-enix:
how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
deadlysick:
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi:
people who do math homework in pen are fearless
everyone: you cant eat all of that
me: watch me